You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful Strive to be happy

---Desiderata---

emojioctopus:

Hobbies: existential crises, rim jobs.

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

budacub:

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

but i wanted to sit on it :’(

budacub:

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

but i wanted to sit on it :’(

osodelicioso:

onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine

Hey! Be nice to my babies!!

pixalry:

Geek Mandala Designs - Created by Chowsrbao

Available for sale at the artist’s Etsy Shop.

mettaworldpizza:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

the-weird-wide-web:

1990’s Animated Pizza Appreciation Post

We grew up on pizza. We are pizza. We love pizza.

this just created unrealistic expectations of what pizza should be

kada-bura:

Oh my god please watch this video please.