Hobbies: existential crises, rim jobs.
"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
r.i.p. giant french buttplug
may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky
but i wanted to sit on it :’(
pandas don’t want to take their medicine
Hey! Be nice to my babies!!
Geek Mandala Designs - Created by Chowsrbao
Available for sale at the artist’s Etsy Shop.
1990’s Animated Pizza Appreciation Post
We grew up on pizza. We are pizza. We love pizza.
this just created unrealistic expectations of what pizza should be
Oh my god please watch this video please.